Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
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This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
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FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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