don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
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Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
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I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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