i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
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I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Can I color on your dick again?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
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In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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