i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
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Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
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Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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