You can't motorboat a personality
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
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True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
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It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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