at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
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Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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