READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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