I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
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Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
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Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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