Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
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hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
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So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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