It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
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Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Can I color on your dick again?
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
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day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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