we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
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they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
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the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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