her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
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I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
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Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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