Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
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Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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