Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
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she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
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Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
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