Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
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I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
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TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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