She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
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Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
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I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
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No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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