found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
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Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
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I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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