I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
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I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
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I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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