what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
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I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
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He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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