Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
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I have surprise drugs for everyone
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
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Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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