but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
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Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
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Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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