bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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