New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
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He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
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Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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