my vag is so smooth its legendary
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
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Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
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I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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