I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
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it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
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I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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