Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
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now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
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also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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