Don't make out with my wife yet
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
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FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
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Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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