If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Randomize