Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
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dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
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A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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