Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
this beer tastes like vomit already
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
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It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
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I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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