So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
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Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
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I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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