I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
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She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
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going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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