Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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