Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
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I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
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Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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