Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
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He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
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Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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