I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
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I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
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My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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