I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
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I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
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You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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