After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
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Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
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All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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