when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
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I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
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Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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