: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
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First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
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They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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