Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
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I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
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All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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