I'm gonna have a badass scar
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
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I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
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Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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