that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
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You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
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Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
don't judge my taste in strippers
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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