But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
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I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
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My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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