ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
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I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
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Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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