Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
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So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
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I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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