So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
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GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
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no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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