R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
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can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
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At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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