Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
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Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
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Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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