How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
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Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
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And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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